Why did the French chef stuff snails into his gas tank?
Because it makes escargot.
What did the french chef have for breakfast before he killed himself?
He had un oeuf.
The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor.
Big ouef
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Why did the French chef visit the sex therapist?
Boner Petite
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
Looks like we have debris all over the place
Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?
They’re calling him Linoleum Blownapart
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?
He got crêped out.
What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?
A hug and a little quiche.
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