Why did the French chef stuff snails into his gas tank?
Because it makes escargot.
The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor.
Big ouef
The most famous French chef was found dead, victim of poisoning, and searching for answers they called Inspector Poirot...
The man had no enemies, he owed no one money, there was no motive at all... After a long and fruitless search, the Inspector noticed that a single bottle was missing from the kitchen. He took a quick inventory, then concluded that this was the result of a suicide.
How did he know? Of course, ...
Did you hear about the French chef that blew up the kitchen?
They’re calling him Linoleum Blownapart
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
Looks like we have debris all over the place
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Why did the French chef visit the sex therapist?
Boner Petite
What did the French chef say when he was sick and tired of misplacing his olive oil?
"I'm losing my huile d'olive."
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?
He got crêped out.
What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?
A hug and a little quiche.
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