An Engineer accidentally goes to Hell instead of Heaven
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grain...
I made a movie about farm life...
...but the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.
I took a picture of rice but I decided to delete it...
It was too grainy.
My silo photography project did not go well at all.
Every picture turned out grainy.
I took a picture of a wheat field today...
It came out pretty grainy.
I saw the face of Jesus in my bowl of sugar!
I took a picture but it's very grainy.
Two old men are having an argument over which one of them has lived their life to it's fullest
The first man, old, wrinkled and his scalp topped with few white strains of hair, proclaims: >"I have only been able to achieve my proud age of 98 through a steadily upheld 6 hour workout routine on a daily basis. I may have lost some time, but it was completely worth it."
The second m...
I hate taking pictures at the beach...
They're always so grainy
I tried to take a picture of the desert,
but it was too grainy.
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The Peanut Gallery
Somewhere back in the era of grainy black-and-white TV, there was a Saturday kid's show called "Riddle Griddle." It was hosted by Jimmy Valentine, who is now in the Minnesota Broadcasting Hall of Fame.
The show had bleachers where the kids sat, like the "Peanut Galleries" of Mickey Mouse and ...