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There was once a doctor renowned for her temper

She was becoming so angry at work that she decided to retrain as a lawyer, to be able to release some of her stress by shouting in a courtroom. Out of a sense of loyalty she would regularly represent some of the people she used to treat when they had cases brought against them. Word got out about he...

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They are a bunch of royal !

I ran into a man at a pub near Buckingham palace. I watched in amazement, as he pounded down pint after pint, so I decided I would find out more about him.

I sat down next to him, and I offered to buy him the next pint. He agreed, and I took the opportunity to ask him why he was drinking so h...

Twas the day before Christmas and chaos reigned at Santa's

A severe blizzard had trapped everyone indoors for the past three days.
The reindeer had all come down with a mysterious illness and had been quarantined. The FAA had grounded Santa's sleigh for failing to meet safety standards.
The elves were striking for better working conditions...picket li...
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