So now I walk around full of resentment and suspicion but don't remember why.
I think I'm doing it wrong.
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said : “Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned !” “What have you done my son ?” The priest asked. “I had a Promiscuous dream !! I dreamt that I the touched the breast of Kim...” Silence prevailed for a moment, followed by the noise of the pr...
There was once a professional French soccer team whose players were all ducks
Named Le Tariat, they were so good that all other teams were amateur by comparison. This led to a lot of resentment, and the other teams all shunned them. While most simply ignored them, a few were very mean about it.
Le Tariat hatched a plan to kidnap the meanest of the players who were sh...
The Fruit Revolution
So humanity progresses enough in technology to create super genetically modified fruit. These fruit are ten times larger than their natural counterparts and contain fifty times the nutrition. Obviously, this becomes a great success and scientists continue to make and improve the genetically modified...
We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it.