I went to a dance with one girl and came home with another- and there’s still resentment all these years later...
I said- “C’mon, Honey, there’ll be other, Daddy/Daughter dances!”
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved one...
A couple are having marital difficulties,
...and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor.
At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage.
The wife says: “We are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unha...
I was taught to forgive but never forget
So now I walk around full of resentment and suspicion but don't remember why.
I think I'm doing it wrong.
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David gathers his orthodox family in the living room to break some big news….
“Father, mother, siblings, please sit down. Despite what I’m about to tell you, I want you to know that I am still the same person that you know and love. I’ve kept this part of me away from you for too long, and I don’t want to hide this anymore. And more than anything, I hope you will accept me fo...
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said : “Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned !” “What have you done my son ?” The priest asked. “I had a Promiscuous dream !! I dreamt that I the touched the breast of Kim...” Silence prevailed for a moment, followed by the noise of the pr...