I went to a dance with one girl and came home with another- and there’s still resentment all these years later...
I said- “C’mon, Honey, there’ll be other, Daddy/Daughter dances!”
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David gathers his orthodox family in the living room to break some big news….
“Father, mother, siblings, please sit down. Despite what I’m about to tell you, I want you to know that I am still the same person that you know and love. I’ve kept this part of me away from you for too long, and I don’t want to hide this anymore. And more than anything, I hope you will accept me fo...
A couple are having marital difficulties,
...and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor.
At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage.
The wife says: “We are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unha...
I was taught to forgive but never forget
So now I walk around full of resentment and suspicion but don't remember why.
I think I'm doing it wrong.
A man sat in the confession booth in church and said : “Forgive me, my Father, for I have sinned !” “What have you done my son ?” The priest asked. “I had a Promiscuous dream !! I dreamt that I the touched the breast of Kim...” Silence prevailed for a moment, followed by the noise of the pr...