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Why do pregnant women throw tantrums

Because they're trying to bring out their inner child

Seeing my son throw tantrums about going to the toy store makes me so mad

All he does is make excuses and I'm afraid he might get fired from his position any day.

What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter?

Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.

They’re saying kids are having more tantrums during COVID.

So would that be a Pantrum or a Tandemic?

What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child?

Alt-right.

My daughter was throwing one of her temper tantrums when she shouted at me...

"Well sorry for being born!"

I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "It's all right, just don't do it again."

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Binghamton University's Athletic Director compared the mens basketball team to a zoo. The Binghamton Zoo responded with the following letter:

I am tired of hearing that blight on Binghamton University, the men's basketball team, being referred to as a "zoo." The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums, the industry's governing authority. We achieved this status by being in th...

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