I wouldn't recommend going to the tattooist who used to be an accountant.

He did a number on me.

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A tattooist gropes women breasts in exchange for his services.

His motto: Tit for Tat

Thats a reasonable price

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My wife had some tattoos done on the cheeks of her ass.

She said to the tattooist I would like a butterfly on each cheek.

Tattooist says, sorry I can't do butterflies, I can do Bee's though.

So my wife said okay they are nice as well. She came home, dropped her pants turned round and got on all fours to show me.

I said "who the fuck ...

A man went to a tattooist and requested a tally mark on his back

Every couple of weeks, the same customer came in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks. One day, the tattooist decides to ask: "What are you counting?"

The man says: "The number of tattoos i've gotten"

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Sam went to see a tattooist

and asked to have a $100 note tattooed on his dick.

The tattoo artist said, "Iโ€™ve had some strange requests, but this one tops the lot. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your prick with a picture of a banknote?"

The man replied. "There are three reasons.

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A woman goes to the tattooist

A woman goes to the tattooist.

"Good afternoon sir, my husband loves Brigitte Bardot, so I'd like to have her name tattooed on my butt for his birthday. "

The tattooist replies :

"This is going to be difficult, I'll just tattoo one B on each buttock."

"Okay, let's do th...

Mrs. BB King

BB King's wife decided she was going to do something special for BB's birthday and after thinking about it for a while, she goes to a tattoo parlor and tells the tattooist, "I want a nice big 'B' on each asscheek."

The tattoo artist says, "I'm usually not one to question but, that's kinda out...

I went for a tattoo.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back.

Half way through I said "put a tomahawk in his right hand."

"Tomahawk.?" "I have just finished his turban."

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot

and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive and suggests she have the tattoo on her arse instead. She agrees, and bends over to rece...

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Last week a flew out to the Caribbean for my honeymoom...

and as a special treat had my wife's name, Jane, tattooed on my penis. Being quite unfortunately endowed the tattooist could only fit the whole name when I was fully erect. Sadly, normally relaxed only the J and E were visible. That night, my wife and I headed to a typical Jamaican bar and danced th...

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