Swim In Jokes - 21 Hilarious Swim In Jokes

Why do koi always swim in groups of 4?

So that while the A koi, B koi and C koi escape the predator will always go for the D koi

Why is a seal with just one fin safe to swim in shark infested waters?

Like everyone else, sharks know that if the seal is broken the food isn't safe to consume!

What do you get if you cross an Aussie PM with a casual swim in the ocean?

A public swimming pool and a new Prime Minister.

A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will y...

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What hormones does a fish use to swim in a house?

Indoor Fins

What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean?

pollution

What do electric eels like to swim in?

Fresh Watter

Why do fish swim in water?

Because their leg do not reach the bottom.

I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea

When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek

that's a moray!

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece!

(courtesy of my ten year old)

I went with my kids for a swim in the public kids pool and apparently adults peeing in a pool is not entirely unnoticeable

The lifeguard yelled so loud at me I almost fell in the water.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

A lonely orca is swimming in the arctic

Normally he doesn't venture this far north, but he figures there's nothing wrong with a longer swim into the frigid waters.

All of sudden he spots the most beautiful girl orca he's ever seen. Too long our poor protagonist has let opportunities pass him by, but not this time. So he gathers his...

I asked my researcher friend, what would happen if I try to swim in containment pool of a nuclear reactor. He said, "Um, you would die pretty quickly..."

"...from gunshot wounds."

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

What time does a duck wake up in the morning?
-At the quack of dawn!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. then tells the bartender:
-just put it on my bill!!!!

What's a duck's favorite snack?
-Cheese and quackers!!!

What did the duck say after hearing one of my...

Why does no one swim in the western coast of South America?

Because the water is Chile

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first?

He said, "Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish".

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