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Supremacist Jokes

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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A sadist, a white supremacist, a wife beater and a paedophile walk into a bar.

"What can I do for you officer?" asks the barman.

What resolution do white supremacists prefer?

3K.

Why do white supremacists like laundry?

Because they get to separate coloureds from whites.

If two white supremacists get a divorce...

Do they still consider each other "cousins"?

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I don't like the word "grammar nazi", since it has the word nazi in it

I prefer to be called a write supremacist.

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What do you call an albino white supremacist?

An asshole.

Why did the white supremacist start a baking company?

Because his family had a long history of being in bread.

I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist

Well, he said he was a hung aryan

What's a white supremacist's favorite board game?

Nahtzee.

What does a white supremacist eat at birthdays?

KKKake. No brownies allowed though.

What is a white supremacists favorite dating app?

Ancestry dot com

What does the white supremacist pirate say?

Well I’m not gonna repeat it but it ends with a hard Arrrr!

SeaWorld was recently bought out by white supremacists.

"Oh no, notsea world!"

What wasthe white supremacist weatherman's forecast?

Heavy reign, with a chance of heil.

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Did you hear about the lying white supremacist mathematician?

Fibber Nazi

What's the difference between a white supremacist and Heroine?

I thought twice about shooting heroine

A white supremacist, racist, and antisemite walk into a bar

Oh wait, that's the White House

What do latino supremacists join?

The Que Que Que.

What do you call a billion white supremacists?

1KKK

What do you call a group of White-Supremacist Detectives?

The Klue-Klux-Klan.

I am disgusted with people calling Trump a white supremacist,

He is clearly orange.

I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ???

The ¿que que que?

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Why did the white supremacist sell his TV?

It had one K too many

There's a group of white supremacists who don't eat meat

The Vegetaryan Brotherhood

What do you call it when white supremacists take over the government?

Coup klux klan

Where do white supremacists go shopping?

KKK-Mart.

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Have you heard of the European White Supremacist with a massive cock?

He's a Hungarian

Came up with my first joke

What do you call a white supremacist that can’t see? A not see

My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise

I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists

What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?

A VegitAryan

This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

I listened to him boast about standing head and shoulders above the rest and how he felt it was acceptable, even encouraged, to look down on others. I realized I couldn’t cast a vote for this man.

He was a height supremacist.

What do you call a person who thinks zombies are superior to people?

A wight supremacist

I met a guy who was advocating death to all lefties.

He was a right supremacist.

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My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..

Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.

If I hate left handed people...

would that make me a right supremacist?

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