A gorgeous blonde is trying to board a city bus...
but her dress is so tight, it won't allow her to lift her leg high enough to reach the first step. She reaches back and unzips the dress a few inches to allow more flexibility. She tries again, but it still isn't enough. She unzips a little more, starting to worry that she'll give the people behind ...
A Woman Goes Up to A Man
and asks him "what do you do for a living?", the man replies "I empty dishwashers ma'am".
The woman, smiling, replies with "you're a maid? That's brill! You're smashing the patriarchy!"
The man says "no, of course not, im a midwife."