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Sumo Wrestler Jokes

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Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving?

Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea

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A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...

The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.

It's because the cons outweigh the pros.

A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month!

It left a negative impression.

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Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?

Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.

I’ll have you know that I have the body of an athlete!

And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.

A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present

so santa send him a sumo wrestler

Looking for the answer to these three jokes

Sorry that this isn't a joke post, but I have three jokes that I need the answers to, if anyone knows:

1. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a chihuahua?
2. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a sumo wrestler?
3. What do you do if your lungs run away?
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Whilst working abroad, a man visits a brothel.

Whilst working abroad, a man visits a brothel. The Madame welcomes him inside and says, 'Well, Sir, what kind of girl turns you on most?' He says, 'I want a woman who weighs over 300 pounds: she must be as sweaty as a Sumo wrestler's armpits and as hairy as a gorilla: I want her to have thighs lik...

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