Subatomic Particles Jokes - 6 Hilarious Subatomic Particles Jokes

I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..

They were mass-debating

Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?

Top and bottom quarks

I don't believe anything that subatomic particles tell me

They make up everything.

Two guys decide that they'd go out drinking on the night before their exam.

Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn't take the test because one of the car's tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow....

I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.

I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.

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