Two scientists are looking at quarks through a microscope

Scientist 1: You see this up quark?

Scientist 2: What up quark?

Scientist 1: Nothing much, how about you?

Hey babe, I think I have some quarks in my pants.

Either that or it’s a firmy-on

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks...

A student asks a scientist about the types of quarks. The scientist replies "Up, Down, Charm, Top, Bottom"

The student says "I think you missed one?" The scientist replies "Huh, thats Strange."

A particle physicist met a quark collector...

... and discovered the latter, named Richard, had managed to get his hands on two of the most elusive quarks - the notorious up-quark and the sought-after down-quark.

Now the physicist was a bit of a connoisseur himself, and had managed to get his hands on all the four other quarks and their ...

The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.

It was his meson scène.

Two hadrons are walking down the street

Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, “what’s wrong Baryon?”

Baryon sobs, ”Everybody says I’m odd.”

Meson tries his best to cheer him up. “Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!”

Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?

Top and bottom quarks

At one point in time...

we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.

For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made u...

Quantum physics has its ups and downs

But it all quarks out in the end

Did you hear about the weird physicist?

He's a lovely guy but he's got some strange quarks.

Two atoms

One atom says to the other, "you're a weird dude. You know that?" The other atom responds "hey man, we all have some quarks."

If we could put bread in a particle collider...

We could discover new quarks and glutons.

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