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Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer?

They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Overheard some guy in the pub talking about my wife.

He said, "Her breath smells like rotten cheese, she's got a belly the size of Belgium, her hair is greasier than a deep fat fryer and she is awful in bed. But at least she's a good cook."

At which point I stepped in and said, "Are you fucking kidding me? She's a terrible cook."

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