What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

Marie-Antoinette heard of the starving karma farmers of reddit

“Let them have cake day”

Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution

Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution simply by issuing an edict the distribute bread among the poor.
However, she didn’t do that because you can’t have your cake and edict too.

To think, Louis and Marie-Antoinette almost won the French Revolution.

They were neck and neck.

Marie Kondo says to donate anything that doesn't spark joy,

but The Salvation Army says that amounts to human trafficking.

Why couldn't Marie-Antoinette finish her last words?

She got cut off.

One thing that you shouldn't say to Marie Antoinette

You left my head hanging in shame

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, ...

What does Marie Antoinette and me have in common?

It is likely at one point on December the 16th over the years, we have enjoyed a cake day.

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I met a woman named Marie Callender

Now I'm a pisexual.

I know, I know....

Marie Antoinette was surprised when she found out how she was being executed

Her Face dropped

Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

An American, a Frenchman and an Armenian are stranded on an island.

A luggage full of food and drinks washes up to the shore, they start eating and drinking until the Genie pops out of one of the bottles to grant each one a wish. American wishes to go to NY for a very important business meeting, Genie sends him to NY. The Frenchman wishes to go back to Paris to be w...

The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she

Drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play this well before! Marie says, I took lessons.

A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. The doctor said Wow I have never seen...

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10 Catholic school girls are on a bus when they are hit by train and immediately sent to the pearly gates...

St. Peter awaits them ready to speak to each lady to determine if they are worthy of entering into heaven. He asks the first girl,

"So Marie, have you ever touched a man's genitals?" Marie says, "Well I once touched the tip with my finger." Peter tells Marie to dip her finger into the pool...

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