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There’s a new movie out about Marie Curie.

It received glowing reviews.

What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

Pierre Curie walks into his lab and says to his wife: "Marie, everyday you look more radiant."

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Marie Curie is my favorite scientist of all time.

She was absolutely radiant.

364 days of the year I agree with Marie Antoinette

But today, let them vote cake.

To think, Louis and Marie-Antoinette almost won the French Revolution.

They were neck and neck.

Marie-Antoinette heard of the starving karma farmers of reddit

“Let them have cake day”

Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution

Marie Antoinette could have avoided the French Revolution simply by issuing an edict the distribute bread among the poor.
However, she didn’t do that because you can’t have your cake and edict too.

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, ...

One thing that you shouldn't say to Marie Antoinette

You left my head hanging in shame

Marie Kondo says to donate anything that doesn't spark joy,

but The Salvation Army says that amounts to human trafficking.

Why couldn't Marie-Antoinette finish her last words?

She got cut off.

How are Marie Antoinette, Princess Peach, and GLaDOS alike?

They all lie about there being cake.

Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

What does Marie Antoinette and me have in common?

It is likely at one point on December the 16th over the years, we have enjoyed a cake day.

Marie Antoinette was surprised when she found out how she was being executed

Her Face dropped

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I met a woman named Marie Callender

Now I'm a pisexual.

I know, I know....

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