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I was gonna make a joke about La Croix

But it would be tasteless

What's DoodleBob's favourite drink?

Mi hoy LaCroix

An old man puts on a wetsuit...

He puts on a scuba suit. Once, when he was a boy, his grandfather told him about strawberries; the man himself has never tasted them. In time, the man will tell his own grandson what he has known.

He dives deep into an Olympic sized swimming pool. He sits on the bottom, closes his eyes.
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