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Tain Jokes

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I went to the fortune teller…

She said, “yooo vill have zeee tained soul.”

Annoyed at another fake fortune, I paid her, left, then stepped on a turd.

How does Curly Howard respond when asked if he wants Chinese food for dinner?

Why Soy-tainly!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meow-tain.

I read of a medieval knight who was always sure of himself.

Sir tainly

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