Stay In Bed Jokes

At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.... read more

he was undercover

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That way I always wake up with a morning Woody.

...It's hard

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eat... read more

He said "Stay in bed and skip work".

Turns out my boss isn't religious and I'm unemployed.

Stay in bed.

“Oh my God, your husband is home!” the man said. “What am I going to do?”

“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he isn’t going to notice you here with me.”

The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught ... read more

Cause I wanna stay in bed with you for 2 weeks.

So, I decided I'd stay in bed with life support and act as if I'm in comatose state from now on.