This is for any Starwars fans

Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?

Dad: Because, your mother always thought the world needed hope

Son: Ok, thanks dad

Dad: Your welcome Starwars Standalone Kenobi Series

A simple joke for Starwars fans

Where do Sith lords go shopping?

The Darth Maul

[StarWars] What Do You Get When You Cross a Jedi and a Mannequin?

**Manakin Skywalker**

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

My wife told me she was tired of me always talking about StarWars and nothing else

I told her only a Sith deals in absolutes

I haven't seen the new starwars film yet.

After the Last Jedi I'm afraid it might be just Han So-so.

[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised?

Because he has Force Kin.

(Silly joke) On which starwars planet would you find sheep?

Degobahhhh

Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?

"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."

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