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Starwars Jokes

This is for any Starwars fans

Son: Dad, why is my sister name Hope?

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Starwars Joke

Someone:"Why are the star wars series numbered 4,5,6,1,2,3?"

Yoda:"In charge of ordering, I was."

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

Why did the first three Starwars movies come out AFTER episodes 4-6?

In charge of directing, yoda was.

A simple joke for Starwars fans

Where do Sith lords go shopping?

The Darth Maul

Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode.

One could say it is a perfect 5/7.

I haven't seen the new starwars film yet.

After the Last Jedi I'm afraid it might be just Han So-so.

[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised?

Because he has Force Kin.

(Silly joke) On which starwars planet would you find sheep?

Degobahhhh

My wife told me she was tired of me always talking about StarWars and nothing else

I told her only a Sith deals in absolutes

So I went to the cinema to book my tickets to the new Starwars

I walked up to the desk, and said "Hi, I'd like two tickets to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi, as close to the release as possible".

The worked replied "Ok, I can get you two tickets for the 16th of December, your showing will be at 16:45. It will be $60 though."
A little miffed at the pric...

Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?

"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."

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