Circumsized men have a higher chance of developing clairvoyance.
When you lose one sense, the other senses make up for it.
Foreskin lost, foresight gained.
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing be...