My wife bought me a Nintendo switch for Christmas.

In a few years I'll have enough parts to build a whole console.

I really love playing my Nintendo Switch on the bus during my commute to work.

Ensures plenty of Mii time.

Luigi invites Mario over to play some Nintendo Switch...

...as they get ready to fire up some Smash Bros. Mario notices Luigi has a new avatar.

Mario asks, "Say, Luigi, what kind picture is that?"

Luigi says... "It's a Mii, Mario."

What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory?

WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU

What do you call a golden Nintendo switch

Auswitch

Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock?

Because of all the ports

(Told to me by my wife)

Did you hear that the new Nintendo Switch controllers were a scam?

Turns out that they were a joy con.

I was playing Arms on my Nintendo Switch and my teacher told me to put it away.

"But I have the right to bear Arms!"

After a Year of use I can say without a doubt that the Nintendo Switch is the perfect console for Me

The Nintendo Sub was too under powered and the Nintendo Dom is more than I can handle.......

SuperClark.

Clark kent: i'm looking for a classical game for my Nintendo Switch

Gamestop employee: You can't go wrong with Super Mario.

Clark Kent: [looking around] Haha, don't you have a regular mario?

Gamestop employee: wha-

Clark Kent: [loudly] because i'm just a regular man.

The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be

The Nintendo Lite-Switch

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Young Timmy rushed out on Christmas morning

Young Timmy rushed out on Christmas morning, anticipating that he'd be getting a new Nintendo Console this year.

"Surprise!" shouted his parents. "We know you wanted video games, but we think you need to get outdoors more. We got you this set of fishing gear! Unfortunately, it was rather expe...

My son was really upset.

I tried everything to cheer him up. I have him a Nintendo switch, an xbox, a PlayStation. But nothing worked. He was unconsolable.

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Motel Coronavirus



On a dim dreary morning

Ceiling fan stirs the air

Stale beer and Doritos

Littered next to my chair

Just outside of my window

Saw a glimmer of light

My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding

I hadn't slept all last ni...

One night mario woke up to find daisy in bed with him

Now that's what I call a nintendo switch

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

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What is 10 blocks long and never had sex?

The line for the Nintendo Switch

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