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What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu

Charizard

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How do you wake up a charizard in Jamaica?

You Poke-em, Mon!



(This is probably super stereotypical, I apologize for any offense.)

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What do Jamaican Charizards eat in Hawaii?

Poke, mon.

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Guy discovers Terrorist Hideout..

Reporter: So how did you catch 'em?
Guy: Umm.. I just found this Charizard then...

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I am over 18

I told my girlfriend to roleplay as a a Lvl 100 Charizard while we were having sex.

She scratched me and told me that I didn't have enough badges to train her.

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Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

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