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Bowser Jokes

Why did Bowser trap the Princess in ice?

He was expressing his right to freeze Peach.

What do trump and bowser have in common?

They’re both impeach.

Which of Bowser’s army can’t count right?

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Bowser, get over here!

A young man is at his girlfriend's house for the first time to meet her parents. He's sitting down at a table with her mother and they chit chat for a little, and suddenly the young man realizes that he really needs to fart. He thinks that he could just squeak it out real quiet and nobody will notic...

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"Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"

-That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go?

-He went to the left.

-**Goddammit!!!**

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A girl brought her boyfriend over for dinner to meet her parents for the first time

When they were all sitting down to eat the boy sits down at the dinner table when he notices the family dog curls up right at his feet.

Dinner is going well when all of the sudden the boy accidentally lets out a tiny fart.

"Hey Bowser!" the girl's father whispered to the dog nudging hi...

Why was Mario furious?

He caught Princess Peach going through his Bowser history

People are outside the White House protesting, screaming IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!

Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I’M BOWSER, I’M BOWSER!

President Trump decided to play Mario Kart with his cabinet

He thought that this would be be a good bonding exercise with his staff so he bought a Wii and ordered his whole office to come into the oval office

Once everyone arrived there was a huge argument on who would play as what character, because everyone wanted to be Mario. Trump decided that thi...

Mario was sick of jumping around all day

He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...

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