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Drag Queen Jokes

Did you hear about the Proud Boy drag queen?

She goes by Militia Etheridge.

It's ironic that Alex Jones hates the LGBT community when he's secretly a drag queen.

His drag name is Miss Information.

How did the drag queens decide what kind of sauce base to make?

They took a roux poll

DRAG QUEEN NAME

Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia

Why don't drag queens drown? (OC)

Because they're flamboyant.

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill’s real name is Randy

-told by a local drag queen. Happy pride month!

Why are drag queens such terrible liars?

Because even after covering up what they don't want people to see, they can't keep a straight face.

What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts?

A Nantucket.

Say what you will about drag queens...

but they get into more woman's pants than I do.

What's a good name for a drag queen?

Amanda.

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Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?

They're booby traps

Achilles was actually a drag queen.

His heels were killing him.

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They say make-up sex is the best...

That's why I married a drag queen.

Donald Trump hired a group of drag queen sheep...

They were called the “Fake Ewes”

My grandmother made a great living driving funny cars in the 1960's.

She was a drag queen.

(This is a bit of a dark joke, I apologize)

A drag queen from TV said this joke ages ago (Darienne Lake) and it’s still one of my favorites.
“I asked my mom why I was so weird, was I dropped on my head as a baby?”
“She said ‘oh honey…you have to be HELD in order to be dropped.’”

What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool?

Phlegmbouyant

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

What do you call a monarch that plays tug of war ?

A drag queen.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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