Why did the general contractor insist on hiring a drag queen to install the house’s front door?

Because a drag queen always knows how to make an entrance.

Why don't drag queens drown? (OC)

Because they're flamboyant.

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Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?

They're booby traps


Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia

If I was a Drag Queen

My name would be Lola Bido.

I asked a drag queen if they like dancing...

'yes I do' they said.

So I asked 'what do you think about Ballroom?'

They replied 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in this dress....'

Say what you will about drag queens...

but they get into more woman's pants than I do.

Achilles was actually a drag queen.

His heels were killing him.

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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill’s real name is Randy

-told by a local drag queen. Happy pride month!

Did you hear about the scottish drag queen?

He wore pants.

Donald Trump hired a group of drag queen sheep...

They were called the “Fake Ewes”

What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool?


What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

What do you call a monarch that plays tug of war ?

A drag queen.

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