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Drag Queen Jokes

Did you hear about the Proud Boy drag queen?

She goes by Militia Etheridge.

How did the drag queens decide what kind of sauce base to make?

They took a roux poll

DRAG QUEEN NAME

Came up with a great drag queen name :
Jenna Talia

It's ironic that Alex Jones hates the LGBT community when he's secretly a drag queen.

His drag name is Miss Information.

Why don't drag queens drown? (OC)

Because they're flamboyant.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill’s real name is Randy

-told by a local drag queen. Happy pride month!

Why are drag queens such terrible liars?

Because even after covering up what they don't want people to see, they can't keep a straight face.

What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts?

A Nantucket.

Say what you will about drag queens...

but they get into more woman's pants than I do.

What's a good name for a drag queen?

Amanda.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why does Indiana Jones hate drag queens?

They're booby traps

Achilles was actually a drag queen.

His heels were killing him.

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They say make-up sex is the best...

That's why I married a drag queen.

Donald Trump hired a group of drag queen sheep...

They were called the “Fake Ewes”

My grandmother made a great living driving funny cars in the 1960's.

She was a drag queen.

(This is a bit of a dark joke, I apologize)

A drag queen from TV said this joke ages ago (Darienne Lake) and it’s still one of my favorites.
“I asked my mom why I was so weird, was I dropped on my head as a baby?”
“She said ‘oh honey…you have to be HELD in order to be dropped.’”

What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool?

Phlegmbouyant

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

What do you call a monarch that plays tug of war ?

A drag queen.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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