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I have a fear of speed bumps

But I am slowly getting over it
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They just put speed bumps outside the local school.

Well I hope it was a speed bump.
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An old feller and the new city speed bumps

One day an old man is sitting with his daughter at breakfast, “have you driven by the parks lately?” He ask his daughter. The daughter replies “no, why do you ask dad?” The old man says “well every time I drive by the parks I hit these new speed bumps they put in, they scream if you drive too fast. ...
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What’s the difference between kids and speed bumps?

I slow down for speed bumps.
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I don’t see the point in speed bumps

If anything they slow you down
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When you’re driving by the playground

And one of the speed bumps screams
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What do you call a family of geese crossing a road?

speed bumps
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What’s the driver say after he felt a “bump, ba-bump” under his car?

When did they put speed bumps in the park?
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HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is...
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Expert in Peugeot

A guy buys a new Peugeot and takes his 3 friends out for a ride.

He's going fast, over the speed limit, violently hitting speed bumps.

First guy says: "Hey man, you're going a bit fast, slow down a bit"
Driver: "Are you an expert in Peugeot?"
Guy: "No"
Driver: "T...
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