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Zebra Crossing Jokes

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Zebra Crossing.

I was in town today and saw an old lady trying to cross the road.

Everytime she stepped off the kerb a car nearly knocked her down. I shouted at her, "There's a zebra crossing down there."

She shouted back, "I hope he's having more fucking luck than I am."

My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school

What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town

Why is the Chicken NOT crossing the Road?

It's a Zebra Crossing.

Why do lions suck at driving?

They get stuck at every zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing




Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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