I don't get it. When Civet's do it, it's the "smoothest" and "best" coffee.
When I do it, it's "disgusting" "depraved" and they shut down my cafe......
What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
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The smoothest man on Earth bought a meal in a breakfast joint and asked his beautiful waitress "May I please have the Sussex Cakes ..."
(*lowers sunglasses*)
" ... without the *sus*?"
Insuring the Army
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty.
Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the ...
Some bar jokes
A snail crawls into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve your kind and tosses the snail out on the curb. 3 years later same snail crawls in and says "What the hell dude"
A Welsh, Englishman and Scot go into a bar and order 3 beers. Each of their glasses has a fly in it. The Englishman to...
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