Why was minecraft steve chosen to be added to super smash bros?
Because Sakurai heard that smash players were attracted to miners
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If Cersei Lannister was a video game,
She'd be Smash Bros.
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Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games
The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional
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How do Super Smash Bros characters talk to the dead?
Waluigi board
Get bamboozled
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Jeffery Epstein would’ve loved Steve in Smash Bros
He really liked miners
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Smash Bros Ultimate sold just over 5 million copies in USA.
Didn't knew so many people live in Alabama.
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Luigi invites Mario over to play some Nintendo Switch...
...as they get ready to fire up some Smash Bros. Mario notices Luigi has a new avatar.
Mario asks, "Say, Luigi, what kind picture is that?"
Luigi says... "It's a Mii, Mario."
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'I beat my kids"
"In smash bros."
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If Nintendo made a porno it would be called
Super Smash Bros
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what do you call 2 brothers from alabama
super smash bros
(i thought of this joke last week, i know its not that good, but at least i didnt steal it)
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A dad and his son are getting competitive while playing Smash Bros.
The dad says: "I fucked your mom!"
To which the son replies instantly: "Yeah, well I've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be!"
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I beat my wife everyday
Sometimes she screams so loud that I'm worried the neighbors would hear us. She constantly cries, begging me to stop. I know it’s not a nice thing to do. I just get so much satisfaction from her suffering. But tell me, should I just let her win a game of Super Smash Bros for once?
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Last night I smashed my friends Mom.-
I stopped by my friend's house late last night. I rang the doorbell and his mom answered. Apparently he wasn't home because he was off studying with some other friends at their place. She told me to come in, so I did. I took my shoes off and went to the living room and sat on the couch. She came bac...
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The game in the first episode of the new season of black mirror wasn't going to be called striking vipers
They wanted to call it Smash Bros but it was already taken
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