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Street Fighter Jokes

My career as a street fighter didn't last very long...

I broke my hand punching a curb.

One night Chun Li gets drunk and decides she wants to get laid. So, she asks her friend Cammy if she knows which of the male Street fighters can help her get off...

Cammy said, "Sure. Ryu can."

Street Fighter Dad Joke

Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?

Ryu: SHORYUKEN!

Ryu is the most positive of the Street Fighters

He answers every question with “Sure you can!”.

Why do grizzlies make the best street fighters?

Because they fight with their bear hands.

How does Ryu greet Ken from street fighter?

Ken: Hey Ryu!

Ryu: Hellou-Ken!

What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese?

**HA TOKEN!**

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(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)

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