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Solid Snake Jokes

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I call my penis Solid Snake

because it gets in and out and no one feels a damn thing.

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What does Solid Snake sing when he gets drunk and horny during 80’s Karaoke Night?

“...Cum on Mei Ling~”

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Just had a Metal Gear Solid shit.

Solid Snake.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb

sorry :\

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