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Ryu Jokes

One night Chun Li gets drunk and decides she wants to get laid. So, she asks her friend Cammy if she knows which of the male Street fighters can help her get off...

Cammy said, "Sure. Ryu can."

Ryu is the most positive of the Street Fighters

He answers every question with “Sure you can!”.

"Hey Ryu can I watch your next fight?"

SHORYUKEN!!

What did Ken tell Ryu when Ryu thought he couldn't defeat M. Bison?

"SUUUUUUUREYOUCAN!"

What did Ryu and Ken find at Chuck-E-Cheese?

**HA TOKEN!**

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(Street Fighter joke, but I know my fellow nerds lurk this sub)

What did Ryu say when Ken proposed?

I-DO-KEN

What did Ken say when Ryu asked if he could borrow his car?

"SURE YOU CAN!"

How does Ryu greet Ken from street fighter?

Ken: Hey Ryu!

Ryu: Hellou-Ken!

Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....

So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"

I asked ryu if I could do a jumping uppercut on him...

He said Shoryuken

Ryu, do you think I can make my dreams come true?

Ryu: SHORYUKEN!

"I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore," said Ryu.

"SUREYOUCAN!" replied his master.

Street Fighter Dad Joke

Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?

Ryu: SHORYUKEN!

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