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Donkey Kong Jokes

What's the difference between Matthew Broderick and Donkey Kong?

One's a furious barreller, the other's Ferris Bueller.

What do you call Donkey Kong's thick sister?

BaDonky Kong.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling?

It was beginning to DK

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

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