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Super Mario Jokes

How does Super Mario contact his brother?

With a Luigi board.

What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?

Mario Maker

Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy?

It’s out of this world.

I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing

But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.

What search engine does Super Mario use?

Yahoo!

What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"?

It's *ami*, Mario!

What's Super Mario's favorite fabric?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What is the Super Mario's favourite snack?

Banana-nana-nana

What do you call a Super Mario character who likes to be both dominant and submissive?

A Nintendo switch

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,...

you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

I've never been able to get past the fourth stage in Super Mario Bros.

But I know, I know... first world problems.

Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true.

Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.

My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me...

But he was wrong on so many levels.

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim...
denim-denim-denim.

Super Mario walks into a bar and orders a drink. Takes one sip and starts coughing hysterically. Bartender asks “are you ok?”

Mario says “wrong pipe.”

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario.

"Really?" I asked.
"Nope. Never." He signed.

Someone should design cargo shorts for the ghost in the Super Mario games...

Y'know, Boo-Khakis.

My dad used to beat me every night

HORSE, chess, Super Mario..

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"Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"

-That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go?

-He went to the left.

-**Goddammit!!!**

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Super Mario and Luigi are sitting around...

Luigi: Hey Mario you lika the women with the big a saggy tits?
Mario: No!
Luigi: Hey Mario, you lika the women with the big a fat ass?
Mario: No!

Luigi: Then why a you fuck my wife?

SuperClark.

Clark kent: i'm looking for a classical game for my Nintendo Switch

Gamestop employee: You can't go wrong with Super Mario.

Clark Kent: [looking around] Haha, don't you have a regular mario?

Gamestop employee: wha-

Clark Kent: [loudly] because i'm just a regular man.

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

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