What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?

Mario Maker

Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy?

It’s out of this world.

What is Super Mario’s Favorite Type of Clothing?

Denim denim denim

Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true.

Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.

What is the Super Mario's favourite snack?

Banana-nana-nana

How does Super Mario see into the future?

He uses a Luigi board

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Super Mario and Luigi are sitting around...

Luigi: Hey Mario you lika the women with the big a saggy tits?
Mario: No!
Luigi: Hey Mario, you lika the women with the big a fat ass?
Mario: No!

Luigi: Then why a you fuck my wife?

What search engine does Super Mario use?

Yahoo!

What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"?

It's *ami*, Mario!

I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing

But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.

Super Mario walks into a bar and orders a drink. Takes one sip and starts coughing hysterically. Bartender asks “are you ok?”

Mario says “wrong pipe.”

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

I've never been able to get past the fourth stage in Super Mario Bros.

But I know, I know... first world problems.

What type of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denimdenimdenim

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

I'll see myself out.

I love Toad from Super Mario

you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.

He's a real fungi.

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,...

you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._

What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of???

A: Denim Denim Denim.

(Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)

My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me...

But he was wrong on so many levels.

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim...
denim-denim-denim.

What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution?

Freedom of Peach

My friend told me he's never heard of Super Mario.

"Really?" I asked.
"Nope. Never." He signed.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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"Super Mario, come quick! Bowser kidnapped the princess!"

-That fucking coward! I'll kill him! Which way did he go?

-He went to the left.

-**Goddammit!!!**

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

My dad used to beat me every night

HORSE, chess, Super Mario..

SuperClark.

Clark kent: i'm looking for a classical game for my Nintendo Switch

Gamestop employee: You can't go wrong with Super Mario.

Clark Kent: [looking around] Haha, don't you have a regular mario?

Gamestop employee: wha-

Clark Kent: [loudly] because i'm just a regular man.

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