UPJOKE
thinslenderslightslim downsmalllittleleanreducenarrowslightlyskinnyweakmodestslenderizesvelte

Slimming Jokes

I've just signed up to the slimming world website.

Once I've logged in, it asked me to accept cookies.

I think it's a test.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A fat man wants to lose weight...

A fat man is looking for a way to lose weight. He has already tried all kinds of slimming diets and fitness programs, but they didn't work for him. One day, he comes across an ad that says: "New revolutionary method - weight loss 100% guaranteed. Satisfied or your money back!"
He thinks: "Since ...

Brexit

There is a new slimming product in town.

It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.