Thinly Jokes - 4 Hilarious Thinly Jokes

Everyone’s heard of Cunningham’s Law - “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly slice cabbage and mayo.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

It depends how thinly you slice them.

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Dinner at Grandma's

A while ago, I went to my grandma's house for dinner. As I was there, she was preparing a rather odd dish. She was taking green onions and covering them with thinly sliced beef. Unfortunately, she was having a hard time keeping the beef and the onions together, so she tied them with a ribbon she ...

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My physics professor took an entire class to lecture us about Cole’s law

Turns out, it’s just thinly sliced cabbage

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