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Slicers Jokes

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I got fired for putting my penis in the bagel slicer

She got fired as well

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Bacon slicer

Saw my local butcher very flustered yesterday. I asked, "what's the matter?" he replied "I've had to sack Johnny! He kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer!" "what about the bacon slicer?" I asked
"I sacked her as well!"

Pickle Slicer

So a guy comes home from work, kinda bummed out, and his wife asked "What's wrong dear?" The fella says "Every day when I leave work I have the urge to stick my finger in the bottom of the pickle slicer." His wife replies "Well, if it bothers you that much then do it, but I don't want to hear abou...

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