Slushy Jokes - 2 Hilarious Slushy Jokes

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As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy.

Snowballs was a good cat...

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What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally ...

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