One guy orderes a sirloin. Another guy the Porterhouse. The third the New York Strip.
Once the plates arrive, the three men lift their meals above their heads.
The waiter asks "What are you all doing?"
The men replied "Raising the steaks."
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A Panda walks into an expensive restaurant...
He gets seated by the host and looks at the menu. He orders the most expensive items on the menu; Porterhouse, A bottle of Chateau Lafite and Black Truffle Cheesecake. When the check comes, the Panda pulls out a handgun and shoots the waiter right between the eyes.
As the Panda is walking out...