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Simp Jokes

What do you call a group of simps?

A simphony

Simpness has spread like a disease...

luckily, I don’t show no simp-toms.

Ants are nature's biggest simps

Millions follow their queen when she uses OnlyPheromones.

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Joke from a Ford automobile joke book published by the Standard Thermometer Company sometime in the 1920s

Boob: They tell me that all Ford cars will be painted red next year.
Simp: How's that?
Boob: The State laws insist that any tin can made to carry gasoline must be painted red.

A girl asked me are you a simp?

I said no my father was a simp, me and my brothers are actually Simpsons

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I’m not a simp because I give her money

I’m just a buysexual on the world’s longest layaway plan

More people need to learn about the ways of the Simp

That is why I am hosting the very first worldwide simposium

What’s the difference between Scrat from Ice Age and a streamers simps?

Scrat actually has a chance to get his nut

Simps: The soul of a girl is the best part

People with footfetish: Finally something we agree on

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What do you call incels lying about their ability to play musical instruments to impress sexy e-girls?

A simp-phony

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What did Homer say to Bart when he couldn't please his uninterested crush?

You're a simp, son.



(Of course it's bad. I just wanted to get this shit out of my system.)

If Milhouse and Lisa have a boy...

He'll be the simp's son.

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4 Tiny Jokes

What do you call someone who empathizes and feels badly for the plight of small crustaceans?

A shrimpathizer.

What do you call someone who uses machines to emulate the sounds of small crustaceans?

A shrimpesizer.

What do you call someone who chases after the affection of ...

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The purple flower joke. (Very long)

Once there was a boy in 5th grade, and he really liked this girl (simp) and he knew that she liked the color purple.

So one day during recess he found these purple flowers and decided to make his move on the girl, so he walked up to her (with the flowers) and said "You are my purple flower" a...

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