I'm also actually of African descent, my father will be very upset to find that one out. Though my real father is probably one of those random people who fucked her to death.
A lot of people are m...
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Oral sex might just work!
A nurse is giving a sponge bath to a comatose woman. She is gently sponging her nether region when suddenly the monitor blips.
“Doctor!” she exclaims, “look at this!”
The doctor comes in, she does it again, and the monitor blips again.
“Interesting,” says the doctor. “Call her h...
A time traveler comes back from the year 2045
I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...