Bulimic Jokes - 20 Hilarious Bulimic Jokes

My next door neighbor is Bulimic and she was making so much noise last night, that I banged on the wall and shouted...

"For goodness sake, keep it down!"

Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC?

Cause it comes with a bucket.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

My girlfriend is so loud and bulimic….

I’m always telling her to “keep it down”

How do you know when you're at a birthday party for a bulimic?

The cake jumps out of the girl.

Its bad enough I'm bulimic, but today, after vomiting up my alphabet soup...

I discovered I'm also dyslexic!

My bulimic girlfriend surprised me for my cake day

The cake jumped out of her.

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I went to a bulimic bachelor party last weekend

A cake jumped out of the stripper.

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What did the pirate say to the bulimic prostitute?

Heave Hoe!

What did a bunch of boisterous bulimics order at the restaurant?

I don't remember, but I told them to keep it down.

I just walked past the Bulimics Club.

The place was heaving.

I have bulimic Alzheimers

I always eat too much but forget to throw up.

I keep hearing that there are rumors going around that I am bulimic!

Just the thought of that makes me want to puke!

What's the difference between a bulimic and a communist?

The communist feels hungry without having to throw up.

So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch.

It's safe to say; that didn't go down very well.

I just got back from a bulimic disco

The place was heaving!

What do bulimic stone masons do?

Binge and parge.

My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulimic, and get spontaneous erections...

She said I can't keep it down.

I'm anorexic.

I'd be bulimic, but I don't have the guts.

My exgirlfriend was the worst

She was bulimic and whenever she ate she always smacked her lips and chewed really loudly.

I was like, "Keep it down!"

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