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Two nuns are painting in a convent, and decide to paint completely nude so they do not ruin their new robes. While they are painting, there is a knock at the door. One of the nuns asks, "Who is it?" A voice responds, "Blind man." The nuns look at each other, shrugging as they call him in.

"Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"

A man asks his neighbour if it’s ok to pet his dog

“Yea he’s a sweetheart, never bit a soul in his life, of course you can!” Says the neighbour

The man pats the dog and the dog bites his hand

“I thought you said your dog is a sweetheart and doesn’t bite!” Exclaims the man

The neighbour looks at him shrugging and says
“Yes...

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A little boy starts kindergarten

The teacher tells the class, “Tomorrow, I want all of you to be able to tell me the first four letters of the alphabet.”

So the boy goes home and approaches his mother in the kitchen, and asks, “What’s the first letter of the alphabet?” His mother glares at him and says, “Shut up, I’m on the ...

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