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Share In Jokes

Why is lipstick losing market share in the makeup industry?

Because we live in a mask era.

What does coffee share in common with Ginger Baker (drummer)?

They both suck without CREAM

What do Jesus and the 3.5" floppy share in common?

They both died to become the icon of saving.

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What do women share in common with a condoms?

They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock.

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What do an expectant teen mom and her baby share in common?

They are both thinking **"Fuck!, mom is going to kill me!"**

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"<...

What does the universe and every human being share in common?

They were both created with a Big Bang.

What catch phrase do white girls and statisticians share in common?

"That's totally random"

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