You know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2

That joke was so bad I can’t even

If you want to go to heaven, make sure your sin count is divisible by 360.

Because sin(360)=sin(0).

One nation, under Trump, divisible...

Trade liberty and justice for Wall.

If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state.

We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible”

All numbers are equal

Long ago in the Kingdom of Natural Numbers, there used to be slaves. The citizens appreciated the number 2 so much, to a point that they would determine one's social class by his/her divisibility by 2. And those not divisible by 2 - sorry, then they're slaves.

7 was born an odd number. That's...

Think of 43

Just take a minute and think of the number 43.

It is not divisible by any smaller number, except 1.

It is a prime number!

Isn't that nice?

Thank you for your undivided attention.

USA should have 53 states so that it's indivisible, they say

... until they remember that it's still divisible by itself

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