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a man finds a genie lamp

and the genie says I will grant you one wish...

The man thinks for a moment, and says, I'd like for you to build a road from my house to Hawaii, because I've always wanted to go there, but I don't like boats or planes, I'd just rather drive.

The genie replies, "that would be impossible...

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