Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’
Husband goes to a police station... “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”
Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”
Husband: “Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall
Husband: “Don't know. N...
Intelligent life forms
Why is it that when man searches for intelligent life forms they direct the sensors away from the earth?
A mechanical engineer, an electronics engineer and a software engineer where testing a new automobile..
Going down a hill the brakes started to fail. They careened down the hill at speed, screeching round the corners, narrowly missing cliff faces and sheer drops, and finally coming to a halt by steering up a grassy bank.
"Phew, that was close", said the electronics engineer, "I've got a...