A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. “I’ll give you a hint,” said t...
My friend recommended that I try a sensory deprivation tank but I got out after 5 minutes…..
I wasn’t really feeling it
A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?
Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort
Teacher: Will you please elaborate?
Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine
Teacher: What is the true definition?
Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...
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A man was talking to his friend
and telling him that his wife has no sensory perception.
"That must be awful," said the friend, "So she can't come during sex?"
"No," said the man sadly.
"My wife must have that too."
The Lone Ranger finds Tonto lying in the desert with his ear pressed to the ground.
"What is it Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger, knowing full well of his partner's sensory capabilities.
Tonto opens his eyes softly and stares into the horizon, with his ear still flat on the ground.
"Five men.... on three horses.... all armed...." he says.
The Lone Ranger is impres...
A group of Engineers are in a bar and the conversation turns to religion,...
The System Engineer says, "God must be an Systems Engineer, look at the design of the human nervous system. Millions of signals flying back and forward at enormous speeds, all controlled by a massively powerful processing system that can make billions of calculations every second. Only the greatest ...