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Sensei Jokes

Legend has it there was a Sensei who is said to have bested all of his opponents by waiting for just the right moment to strike

He went by "Tai Ming"

Why did the Sensei Advanced Ninja Training School close down?

They couldn't find any students

What is the opposite of sensei?

Nonsensei

Sensei, I need your advice.

I wish to live to be 100 years old.

- Then get married.

Will that make me live 100 years?

- No! But the wish will fade away.

Thank you great master for your immense wisdom.

The wise sensei kicked his star pupil in the mouth when he heard him bragging about how he had conquered every foe without ever losing a match. What did the wise sensei teach his beloved pupil?

The taste of “dafeet”

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A man found his dick all red and swollen after banging a hooker.

In a panick he rushed to his family doctor to get it checked. The doc told him there was no cure and the only way was to have it amputated.

Refusing to accept his fate, he stomped out of the clinic and went to the best urologist in his country. But even there he was told that there was no cur...

Why didn't Johnny Lawrence's sensei have any children?

Irons became so popular in the 1960s that not a single girl had a Kreese in her pants.

My sensei couldn't make training this week. Luckily, I had a back up plan.

Sense B.

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[NSFW] A Chinese student asks his Sensei

If a man shaves his ass does that make him gay? The Sensei replied, "An old Chinese proverb says 'If a man cleans his house, he is clearly expecting a visitor.'"

Why do Canadians make the best senseis?

Because they make the most sense, eh?

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I once dreamt that I was masturbating to pictures of my karate teachers.

Then I came to my senseis.

I've always been terrible at Karate, so my Sensei told me "Wax on, Wax off."

I'm now in burning pain, but my chest is *spotless.*

What does this have to do with Karate?

The student asked his sensei: "Why do you fight using only your feet?"

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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What do you call a fantastic Japanese teacher?

Sensei-tional

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This is a community of Japanese students.

We all have a Sensei of Humour.

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A Japanese Professor took up singing

He was Sensei-tional

Have you seen the new karate opera?

Critics are calling it sensei-tional.

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