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Shogun Jokes

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Did you hear about the Japanese poet who smoked a boatload of opium and overthrew the shogun?

They called it a high coup.

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In Feudal Japan, there was a system that determined who sat in the highly favored front position of carts.

You had to call Shogun.

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One day in Feudal Japan…

…there was a man who got his betrothed pregnant. However, on the night of their wedding, he was about to run away when he was caught by samurai in service of his betrothed’s father and forced to marry at katana-point.

It was a shogun wedding

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What is it called when you accidentally get a Japanese dignitary pregnant and have no choice but to marry her?

A shogun wedding

How do ninjas drink beer?

They shogun it.

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Q: What do Japanese kids say when they want to ride in the front seat of the car?

Shogun!

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