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Did you hear about the Japanese poet who smoked a boatload of opium and overthrew the shogun?

They called it a high coup.

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A Japanese shogun is looking for a new samurai.

He summons three swordsmen, one of them Jewish, to his palace to showcase their skills. The first swordsman stands before the shogun with a sword and a small box. When he opens the box, a small box. When he opens the box, a fly flies out. With one swing of his sword, the fly is dead. The second swor...

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In Feudal Japan, there was a system that determined who sat in the highly favored front position of carts.

You had to call Shogun.

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What is it called when you accidentally get a Japanese dignitary pregnant and have no choice but to marry her?

A shogun wedding

How do ninjas drink beer?

They shogun it.

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Q: What do Japanese kids say when they want to ride in the front seat of the car?

Shogun!

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