What do you call someone who threatens legal action against a karate dojo?

Chop suey

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

Why did the karate student wear brown shoes to the dojo?

He didn't have a black belt

A karate dojo and its owner had to change their names.

The parents of the dojo's students were very concerned upon hearing how their children acquired their skills, when they told them "From Master Bei Ting!"

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Hayato had a question

Then he headed to master Akira dojo on the top of the mountain, when he finally got there Hayato asked to the master:

-Master Akira, why people say that all the japaneses are alike?

And then he aswered:

-I'm not master Akira, he's over there.

So a young man comes to his first ever Karate lesson

He steps through the doors of the dojo and sees three groups being taught moves by an instructor

He is directed to the first line where one of the Sensei's is teaching them how to block a hit

The man quickly learns the move and advances to the second group, proud of his achievement
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