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Dojo Jokes

What do you call someone who threatens legal action against a karate dojo?

Chop suey

Why did the karate student wear brown shoes to the dojo?

He didn't have a black belt

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

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A little girl has an interesting dream...

In the dream, she was in a circular room, throwing flowers in the air, saying "The flowers are so pretty, the flowers are so pretty."

She went to school the next day and forgot to bring her show-and-tell project because she kept thinking about the dream. It came her turn to go, and she went t...
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